[so I put dumplings in the toaster, cause I don't know how to boil them]
…something starts smelling burnt
Josephine: JOANNA I THINK THEIR DONE
Me: ohkay [takes it and eats it]
Josephine: [takes one and eats it] ….THEIR RAW.
Me: …
Josephine: DID YOU EAT IT?
Me: ….it didn't taste raw…DAMMIT.
Josephine & Matt: laughing at me like crazy.
[after ordering pizza from pizza hut, we were deciding who was going to pay the person who came]
Josephine: MAYBE LOUIS RIEL WILL COME & YOU CAN ASK HIM ABOUT STUFF
Me: …what the hell are you on. HE'S DEAD, YOU IDIOT.
Josephine: …Oh yeah! [falls to the ground laughing like an idiot]
Me:….you need help. K
[Josephine decided to cook the dumplings for me]
Josephine: ARE THEY COOKED? DO THEY TASTE COOKED?
Me: well, I ate it…(oh wait, I ate a raw one before didn't I?)
Josephine: [starts laughing like a psycho, AGAIN – that girl desperately needs some help]
[Josephine flips through advertisements]
Josephine: HEY LOOK, I thought these were Easter eggs!
Me: [looking at the ad] THEIR PILLS, PHARMACY PILLS.
Then…I decided to skip around the house singing,
"HERE ARE HIS TIPS, HERE ARE HIS TIPS"
-I know…I'm an idiot.